Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
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Nur ignorante Lines heißt nicht,
ignorant zu sein.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
(Quelle: msnichxxx, via insightful-blue)
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When AI and robots take over, they will find it hilarious that we made movies about them and predicted our own downfall but still went on with it just like that
"Maybe it’s okay that you don’t know what’s going to happen. Maybe you should stop predicting and controlling and enjoy each moment as it comes."- Mandy Hale (via amortizing)
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me: *put two rocks next to each other* fall in love
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Bin auch mal so ein süßer Tumblr Mensch wie viele hier. Wer das hier rebloggt bis zum 13.08.2014 dem seine URL wird auf einen Zettel geschrieben und diese Zettel werden alle zusammen auf der höhsten Punkt meines Dorfes (einer Burg) in die Welt geworfen. Keine Angst meine Lieben Foto Beweis gibt es natürlich
Hab endlich meinen Post von damals wieder gefunden. War ne echt hammer Aktion.
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